aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch
All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.
Why make a Batman vs Superman movie when you can make a Bruce Wayne vs Tony Stark movie
But Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark aren’t superheros. These two would just be throwing money at each other trying get the other to go away.
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
This heartbreaking story is about as elephant Raju from India that had an incredibly rough life. After being poached from his mother he was thrown from one owner to another, until he was left living in terrible conditions with no shelter at night, being used as a beggars prop all day long. Raju survived only from passing tourists and sometimes had to eat plastic and paper while being chained 24 hours a day. A wildlife organisation SOS-UK could not stand the injustice and decided to save him in a daring midnight rescue operation.
The elephant, realizing he was being saved, started to cry: “It was incredibly emotional. We knew in our hearts he realised he was being freed” – claims Pooja Binepal, one of the rescuers in an interview with Presspeople. “Tears began to roll down Raju’s face. Some no doubt were due to the pain but he also seemed to sense that change was coming. He felt hope for the first time” – says another rescuer Kartick.
This makes me so happy :’)
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(top to bottom, left to right: The Taming of the Shrew, Much Ado About Nothing, Antony and Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, Romeo and Juliet, Othello, Titus Andronicus, King Lear, Measure for Measure, A Midsummer Night’s Dream)